FAT AMERICANS
by Chris and Nick

I'm a fat piece of shit and I can't see my dick,
Had a meatball sub, now I've gotta take a shit.

Let's go to KFC, you can get the chicken nuggets,
But I think I'll get the variety bucket.

Straight outta the ghetto, ill be changing the mood,
We be breaking in your house, and we'll take all your food.

I sweat all the time and I've got seven chins,
I've got big tits and I like to call them twins.

FAT AMERICANS
FAT AMERICANS

Pizza hut, taco bell, KFC,
Every time I'm at MacDonalds they will super size me.

But what do you expect in a country like ours,
I go to MacDonalds every couple of hours.

When I go to take a shit I can't wipe my ass,
So I go outside and I wipe it on the grass.

I'm a fat American and I'm fat for life,
I've got two fat kids and a FUCKING fat wife.

FAT AMERICANS
FAT AMERICANS

I could do with a deep fried peanut butter sandwich,
A deep fried coke and a deep fried cabbage.

Lipo, running and even diet pills,
I'd rather double bacon, melted cheeses, sausage, onion grills.

Twelve Litres of coke, just about every week,
Every couple of minutes, I gotta take a leak.

It's been hard work rapping and I need a burrito,
Then some deep fried cheese with a bag of Doritos.

FAT AMERICANS
FAT AMERICANS